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Why-is-it -
 | people announce that they made a noise by
loudly saying "excuse me", when obviously nobody heard the noise? What!? Are
they proud? |
| while standing at the cashier, people don't
have their wallet out ready to pay before the total is announced? |
| while standing at the cashier, some people
don't have a clue as to how they're going to pay until after the total is announced? |
| while standing at the cashier, some people
don't even know where their method of payment is located, until after the total is
announced? |
| some people act as if there is no one else in
the world? Are they totally unconscious, stupid, or just plain rude? |
Why-is-it -
| some people wait until there's no chance for
the car behind them before making their left turn on a green arrow? |
| people pull into the passing lane and then
stay there to block the traffic? |
| when someone is totally unconscious behind the wheel it's
usually a fat woman eating something? |
| parents don't seem to care about kids in other cars when they
are driving? |
| when someone is driving like a maniac,
it's usually a young black male? |
| people eat European style here in the U.S.? Do I eat
incorrectly? |
Why-is-it -
| pawnshops need to be open all night? |
| people put down American made products?
Are they not Americans making products themselves? |
| people spend their hard-earned money to
destroy their health by smoking? |
| some men chose to ruin their life and the
lives of those closest to them, with alcohol? |
| the trouble-shooting guide never mentions the
problem you're having? |
| the auto repair shop works on everything but
the problem? |
Why-is-it -
| there seems to be a relationship between fat
and lazy? |
| so many welfare recipients are fat? |
| lazy people are always broke? |
| lazy people never get a break? Poor them! |
| those who consume the most put in the
least? (Municipal services vs. taxes paid) |
| the politician "fat cats" are really
so fat? |
Why-is-it -
| people can't see their own faults, but can see
the same faults in others? |
| when someone gets fired it's always the bosses
fault? |
| the person who knows the least, talks the
most? |
| some people think out loud? Do they
think with their mouth? |
| men call it politics - women call it a glass
ceiling? (I call it attitude.) |
| the harder I work - the luckier I get? |
Why-is-it -
| when you put a spoon and bowl in the sink and
turn on the water, it always hits the spoon? |
| people never cry about the hearts they
break? They sure talk bad about the "Breaker". |
| most people can't take a hint? (it's
more than most!) |
| everybody who reads this thinks none of it
applies to them? (Must be the rest of the world that's screwed up.) |
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