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A Good Attitude is Everything!
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 Why-is-it -
bullet people announce that they made a noise by loudly saying "excuse me", when obviously nobody heard the noise? What!? Are they proud?
bullet while standing at the cashier, people don't have their wallet out ready to pay before the total is announced?
bullet while standing at the cashier, some people don't have a clue as to how they're going to pay until after the total is announced?
bullet while standing at the cashier, some people don't even know where their method of payment is located, until after the total is announced?
bullet some people act as if there is no one else in the world?  Are they totally unconscious, stupid, or just plain rude?

Why-is-it -

bullet some people wait until there's no chance for the car behind them before making their left turn on a green arrow?
bullet people pull into the passing lane and then stay there to block the traffic?
bullet when someone is totally unconscious behind the wheel it's usually a fat woman eating something?
bullet parents don't seem to care about kids in other cars when they are driving?
bullet when someone is driving like a maniac, it's usually a young black male?
bullet people eat European style here in the U.S.?  Do I eat incorrectly?

Why-is-it -

bullet pawnshops need to be open all night?
bullet people put down American made products?  Are they not Americans making products themselves?
bullet people spend their hard-earned money to destroy their health by smoking?
bullet some men chose to ruin their life and the lives of those closest to them, with alcohol?
bullet the trouble-shooting guide never mentions the problem you're having?
bullet the auto repair shop works on everything but the problem?

Why-is-it -

bullet there seems to be a relationship between fat and lazy?
bullet so many welfare recipients are fat?
bullet lazy people are always broke?
bullet lazy people never get a break? Poor them!
bullet those who consume the most put in the least?  (Municipal services vs. taxes paid)
bullet the politician "fat cats" are really so fat?

Why-is-it -

bullet people can't see their own faults, but can see the same faults in others?
bullet when someone gets fired it's always the bosses fault?
bullet the person who knows the least, talks the most?
bullet some people think out loud?  Do they think with their mouth?
bullet men call it politics - women call it a glass ceiling?  (I call it attitude.)
bullet the harder I work - the luckier I get?

Why-is-it -

bullet when you put a spoon and bowl in the sink and turn on the water, it always hits the spoon?
bullet people never cry about the hearts they break?  They sure talk bad about the "Breaker".
bullet most people can't take a hint? (it's more than most!)
bullet everybody who reads this thinks none of it applies to them? (Must be the rest of the world that's screwed up.)
 

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